"A Dragonlark Book" -- On title page.

"Have you ever read a book that's about you? This books is. Your best friends are your dog Homer and your cat Zogg. But there's a secret about them that no one knows but you: Zogg to Paris for two weeks, you're not sure if you can leave Homer and Zogg all alone. They had big plans to take you to outer space this summer. SPACE?! So what will you do? Should you let Squarks and diamond-covered mice teach you about different life-forms in the UNiverse? Or do you want to climb the Eiffel Tower and fight bandits in a riverboat along the Seine"--P.[4] of cover.